Steppes

Under My Sheets

Music

Steppes

Words

Bill Giles

Monologue

Scott Grant

Monologue spoken by

Mary Vandalon

Lyrics

Sitting around all alone one night
Not knowing what to do
Thought you were a dream come true
When you walked into the room
You looked so good
You moved so nice
I wanna be with you tonight

I'll go over to you
And I'll be real cool
But what'll I say
Why do I feel this way
About you?

I wanna get you under my sheets
Hug you and hold you and taste your treats
I wanna get you under my sheets
Riding the night on the pleasure seat
I wanna get you under my sheets
Forced cork, wire brushes
Those cute little screw on cleats
I wanna get you under my sheets
There's got to be some place we can meet

Baby oh baby
I want you to stay
Baby oh baby
Take me all the way
Baby oh baby
It'll work out allright
We can be lovers tonight

But she said:

"hey, your kinda cute, and ya say ya wanna do It?
Well you're allright, but not tonight.
Ya see, I've got this headache and two kids with the flu.
So I don't think i should spend the night with you.
But give me a call tomorrow And I'll see what I can do."

(repeat first verse)

I wanna get you under my sheets
Hug you and hold you and taste your treats
I wanna get you under my sheets
Riding the night on the pleasure seat
I wanna get you under my sheets
Postural disobedience
And knotted sheets
I wanna get you under my sheets
There's got to be some place we can meet

Baby oh baby
I want you to stay
Baby oh baby
Take me all the way
Baby oh baby
It'll work out all right
We can be lovers tonight

But when he called:

"So listen: about tonight... Ummm... Ummm
Something came up
The folks are up for the weekend
And I just washed my hair
I don't know
Maybe some other time
Tell you what
Give me your number
We'll have Lunch
Click... Buzz...

I never thought
I'd say I love you
To anyone ever again

But then I saw you
And I knew that
Would soon end

I never thought
I'd say I love you
To anyone ever again

But then we made love
Made sweet love
Again and again and again

(repeat)