Bill Giles

Too Stoned For Surfing

Bill Giles

Yamaha bass
Yamaha x15 drum machine
and "too stoned to surf dude" vocal

Steve Boulanger

Rhythm guitar
Lead guitar

Robert Masters

Vocals

Rick Boettner

Vocals

Rosemary Ahl

Definite cool surf chick vocal

Lyrics

Surf's up in Des Moines
Surf's up in Wichita and Bogota
Surf's up in Thermal California

If it swells
Ride it!

Surf's up in Buellton
Baldwin Park
Barstow
Beaumont
Biola
Borrego Springs
Bradbury
Brawley
Burlingame
Buttonwillow
Talorsville
Hydesville
Hesperia
Jamul
Johannesburg
Peperwood
Philo
Goshen and
Twentynine Palms

Too stoned for surfing
Too fair to tan
Too stoned for surfing
Too high to work a jet ski

Hey kook
Off my wave!

So like if you're from Hermosa Beach
You're a herm, Newport Beach, newp, zume
Mal, hunt, seg, lag, clem, cap, seal
Ven, man, bal etc. Etc.

Yeah I'm a buffy
So what?

Too stoned for surfing
Too fair to tan
Too stoned for surfing
Too high to work a jet ski

Will you be my
Honolulu lulu?