Workinstiff

Too Fucked Up To Fuck

Words and Music

Kurt Jensen

Lyrics

I was sitting in a bar
The other night
Drunk as I could be
With my eyesight growing hazy
I noticed a lady
Trying to put the hit on me
I guess I should've told her
I wasn't even sober
But she didn't hear a word I said
All she wanted to do
Was go home and screw
And she dragged me off to bed

But I was too fucked up to fuck
Too fucked up to fuck
Pardon me ma'am
But my ham won't stand
Cause I'm too fucked up to fuck

Well I don't know
How we got to her place
But we got there just the same
She unlocked her door
And I fell on the floor, lord
I didn't even know her name
She got undressed
And I got depressed
She said ball me
Till the break of dawn
And all I could think of
Was she looked much better
With her goddamn clothes back on

Cause I was too...
Begging your pardon
I can't get no hard on...

Give her credit for trying, lord
But I ain't lying
I just couldn't get myself in the mood
When I finally got hard
I up and shot my wad
And then the fucking bitch got rude
She called me a faggot
And a low down maggot
Told me get my ass out the door
I staggered down the hall
And bounced off a wall
And puked all over her floor

I was too...
I had it rough
I just couldn't get it up
I was too fucked up to fuck...